Pitch Please
Copywriter/Producer/Bench-warmer
Somehow, some friends of mine thought I would be a great addition to their softball team. Idiots.
After two seasons of always striking out, I knocked one thing out of the park — I wrote and co-directed our winning video submission for the Busch Average Joe Softball Sponsorship.
We won a chunk of change, a local billboard spot, some custom baseball shirts to strike fear in our opponents and a season’s worth of Buschhhhh.
So, despite never ever hitting a softball in my life, I can say I am a Busch Beer professionally sponsored athlete. Take that, every captain that picked me last for their teams.

